Lighters

The kind of crap you can find online has never cease to amaze me. While innocently browsing for fondant cake, I saw this giant match-shaped lighter.

 Photo credit: Made-in-China.com (go figure)

While looking for a picture of said lighter, I found:

 Photo Credit: DesignBuzz.com

Also these smoke-free ashtrays (where does the smoke go??). Remind me again why I quit smoking?

 Photo Credit: diytrade.com